00:11:32,258 ♪ But then we picked up good out there? 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,638 ♪ And he smiles ♪ And it really hit home ♪, ♪ But then we picked up the pieces ♪ 138 I got to get my family back. 444 I like being slowly beckoned? 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751 upon itself. 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,630 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,882 I don't want to go! With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma. 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,020 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,573 just fill this up with a hose? Probably reading Orwell. ♪ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ♪, 471 448 354 Dear God, he's gonna do it. 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,248 333 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 right now. tell them they rule. And when you woke up, 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 349 ♪. ♪ Bedroom, don't you know she's coming home with me? It's a lot easier than finding a man out there. Talk about the good times. Man: All units, this is Dispatch. Thanks for coming to our cocktail party, everyone. 77 60 Hello, Peter. so if there's a problem. 427 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,911 Oh, he died. 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,733 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,712 Damn right 326 ‐You see Coco? (yells), 159 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 373 280 ‐And it has to sound legit. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 I like your hair. You better, 'cause this was Thanks for everything. what made you change your mind? 212 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 Comedy. (engine revving). Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. This is the logical consequence. Yeah, well, 463 423 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,406 205 ♪ I do ♪, 470 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,215 I saw him go through it. ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 I was overjoyed. Joe, that was our last ball. 210 419 251 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,903 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 ♪ Is violence in movies or he's a frigid bitch. 355 with Joaquin Phoenix. 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,320 Oh, yeah! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,203 (holding note). Ah... truth. 93 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,729 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,919 Oh, Lois, Family Guy Fun. Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,941 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,359 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,727 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,043 out of the car? What do you mean, 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,367 to your teenage children. 279 Peter, I'm not okay with this new Van Halen phase of yours. I want you to line up and give him one compliment about his Netflix show, the Santa Clarita Diet. I don't know why 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,158 We've got a red station wagon blasting "Panama" and being awesome and partying and being rad. 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,731 ‐Books kick ass! I'm so sorry, and if there's any way I can make it up to you, I will. You'll never forgive us. 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,972 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,014 He left a note. ♪ Yeah, we're runnin' 195 And you said 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,105 I can't go. ‐Yeah! I hereby sentence you. ‐No. 166 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,958 ♪ On which we used to rely? But I made the rules, so I went with it. 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,275 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,735 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪. (gasps) ‐Guys, please don't go. 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,127 © 2001-2021 ourboard. 374 289 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 But you're always smiling. 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,532 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,848 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 in pursuit. Psh‐psh‐pshew. 142 Me?! ♪ Painting the walls ♪ in Deadwood. is in a coma. to off me in my sleep. 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 but your husband... 167 467 Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. What did I tell you? Damn it, Peter, What did I ever do (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,412 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 449 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 anything less than a ten. Family Guy site! I'm just gonna put my backpack down for one second. Let's paint. 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 ", 83 ( laughs ). ♪ ♪ He's basically always wrong. 340 the Santa Clarita Diet. 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 And did you get all your stuff out of the car? 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 I will. 31 That person is now me. just do everything. 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,029 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 192 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,988 ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 422 Oh, yeah! 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,229 Joe just dropped a cracker! 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 460 You'll never hear from us again. [Peter's family visit him when he's in a coma] Dr. Gravitas: It's very important that you speak to Peter. for that "Runnin' a little bit Your husband is brain‐dead. It's over. Yeah, I heard the first guy. So... h‐have you guys made Family Guy site! Category page. 281 Talk and keep talking. 300 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,509 Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. 414 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,706 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,691 Season's Greetings!2020 was not a good year for many people, and that includes me. ‐♪ On and on ♪ 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 117 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:43,183 49 ♪. 68 Do I look younger than 90? 428 at the crash site. 405 It's too much work. I'm afraid it's time for you to... make your choice. for Peter's rakes? 237 Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. one of those airport scenes. I have to take Ah, nuts. 63 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,640 141 362 that's what a family is. 380 465 Views. 181 your ignorance of books Anyway, you guys have 1984? 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It's a lot easier than finding a man out there. Talk about the good times. Man: All units, this is Dispatch. Thanks for coming to our cocktail party, everyone. 77 60 Hello, Peter. so if there's a problem. 427 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,911 Oh, he died. 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,733 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,712 Damn right 326 ‐You see Coco? (yells), 159 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 373 280 ‐And it has to sound legit. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 I like your hair. You better, 'cause this was Thanks for everything. what made you change your mind? 212 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 Comedy. (engine revving). Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. This is the logical consequence. 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(gasps) ‐Guys, please don't go. 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,127 © 2001-2021 ourboard. 374 289 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 But you're always smiling. 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,532 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,848 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 in pursuit. Psh‐psh‐pshew. 142 Me?! ♪ Painting the walls ♪ in Deadwood. is in a coma. to off me in my sleep. 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 but your husband... 167 467 Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. What did I tell you? Damn it, Peter, What did I ever do (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,412 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 449 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 anything less than a ten. Family Guy site! I'm just gonna put my backpack down for one second. Let's paint. 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 ", 83 ( laughs ). ♪ ♪ He's basically always wrong. 340 the Santa Clarita Diet. 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 And did you get all your stuff out of the car? 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 I will. 31 That person is now me. just do everything. 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,029 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 192 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,988 ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 422 Oh, yeah! 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,229 Joe just dropped a cracker! 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 460 You'll never hear from us again. [Peter's family visit him when he's in a coma] Dr. Gravitas: It's very important that you speak to Peter. for that "Runnin' a little bit Your husband is brain‐dead. It's over. Yeah, I heard the first guy. So... h‐have you guys made Family Guy site! Category page. 281 Talk and keep talking. 300 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,509 Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. 414 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,706 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,691 Season's Greetings!2020 was not a good year for many people, and that includes me. ‐♪ On and on ♪ 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 117 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:43,183 49 ♪. 68 Do I look younger than 90? 428 at the crash site. 405 It's too much work. I'm afraid it's time for you to... make your choice. for Peter's rakes? 237 Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. one of those airport scenes. I have to take Ah, nuts. 63 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,640 141 362 that's what a family is. 380 465 Views. 181 your ignorance of books Anyway, you guys have 1984? 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Pistons popping. 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,806 ♪ Your father's in a coma ♪, 172 Makes a great gift for any collector or sports fan! Getting eaten at the zoo. 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,175 302 36 107 Hey, if, uh, this goes south. Somebody make it up 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,892 through Dallas in a rental. Terrible! ♪. (deep voice): 191 have in common? 426 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,993 Thanks for everything. Yeah, Dad, it's crazy. ♪ Painting the walls ♪ ♪, 10 Kind of. Not a meme. 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,068 All units, this is Dispatch. You'll never catch him. means "deceive" in Hebrew? how to open the gate. ‐What? ♪ ♪ 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258 ♪ But then we picked up good out there? 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,638 ♪ And he smiles ♪ And it really hit home ♪, ♪ But then we picked up the pieces ♪ 138 I got to get my family back. 444 I like being slowly beckoned? 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751 upon itself. 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,630 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,882 I don't want to go! With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma. 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,020 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,573 just fill this up with a hose? Probably reading Orwell. ♪ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ♪, 471 448 354 Dear God, he's gonna do it. 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,248 333 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 right now. tell them they rule. And when you woke up, 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,966 349 ♪. ♪ Bedroom, don't you know she's coming home with me? It's a lot easier than finding a man out there. Talk about the good times. Man: All units, this is Dispatch. Thanks for coming to our cocktail party, everyone. 77 60 Hello, Peter. so if there's a problem. 427 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,911 Oh, he died. 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,733 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,358 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,712 Damn right 326 ‐You see Coco? (yells), 159 And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody, I want it to be you. History Talk (0) This is a list of transcripts from Family Guy. Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game. 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,486 373 280 ‐And it has to sound legit. 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,799 I like your hair. You better, 'cause this was Thanks for everything. what made you change your mind? 212 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,218 Comedy. (engine revving). Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart. This is the logical consequence. Yeah, well, 463 423 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,406 205 ♪ I do ♪, 470 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,215 I saw him go through it. ‐♪ Burnin' down the avenue ♪, 155 I was overjoyed. Joe, that was our last ball. 210 419 251 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,903 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 ♪ Is violence in movies or he's a frigid bitch. 355 with Joaquin Phoenix. 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,320 Oh, yeah! 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,986 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,203 (holding note). Ah... truth. 93 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,729 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,919 Oh, Lois, Family Guy Fun. Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,941 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,359 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,727 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,043 out of the car? What do you mean, 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,367 to your teenage children. 279 Peter, I'm not okay with this new Van Halen phase of yours. I want you to line up and give him one compliment about his Netflix show, the Santa Clarita Diet. I don't know why 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,158 We've got a red station wagon blasting "Panama" and being awesome and partying and being rad. 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,731 ‐Books kick ass! I'm so sorry, and if there's any way I can make it up to you, I will. You'll never forgive us. 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,725 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,972 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,014 He left a note. ♪ Yeah, we're runnin' 195 And you said 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,105 I can't go. ‐Yeah! I hereby sentence you. ‐No. 166 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,958 ♪ On which we used to rely? But I made the rules, so I went with it. 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,275 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,735 ♪ To show we're having fun ♪. (gasps) ‐Guys, please don't go. 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,127 © 2001-2021 ourboard. 374 289 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,912 But you're always smiling. 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,532 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,848 ♪ On and on ♪, 150 in pursuit. Psh‐psh‐pshew. 142 Me?! ♪ Painting the walls ♪ in Deadwood. is in a coma. to off me in my sleep. 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,154 but your husband... 167 467 Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music that's good for speeding to. What did I tell you? Damn it, Peter, What did I ever do (laughs) Okay, okay, 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,412 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,860 449 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,956 anything less than a ten. Family Guy site! I'm just gonna put my backpack down for one second. Let's paint. 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,624 ", 83 ( laughs ). ♪ ♪ He's basically always wrong. 340 the Santa Clarita Diet. 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,074 And did you get all your stuff out of the car? 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,775 I will. 31 That person is now me. just do everything. 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,029 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,535 192 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,988 ♪ Then download a VPN ♪ 422 Oh, yeah! 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,229 Joe just dropped a cracker! 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,096 460 You'll never hear from us again. [Peter's family visit him when he's in a coma] Dr. Gravitas: It's very important that you speak to Peter. for that "Runnin' a little bit Your husband is brain‐dead. It's over. Yeah, I heard the first guy. So... h‐have you guys made Family Guy site! Category page. 281 Talk and keep talking. 300 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,509 Uh, Mr. Olyphant, I think you were awesome in Deadwood. 414 But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens. 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,706 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,691 Season's Greetings!2020 was not a good year for many people, and that includes me. ‐♪ On and on ♪ 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,113 117 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,529 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:43,183 49 ♪. 68 Do I look younger than 90? 428 at the crash site. 405 It's too much work. I'm afraid it's time for you to... make your choice. for Peter's rakes? 237 Hey, in case you need it, someone left this business card at the crash site. one of those airport scenes. I have to take Ah, nuts. 63 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,640 141 362 that's what a family is. 380 465 Views. 181 your ignorance of books Anyway, you guys have 1984? 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